Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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