That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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