margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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