Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm like, not good at living.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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