My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
where are my eyebrows?
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