what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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