Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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