I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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