I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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