But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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