You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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