I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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