im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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