Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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