You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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