Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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