We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same