So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We were destined to go to rehab together
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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