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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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