i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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