Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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