those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Its about making memories worth repressing
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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