Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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