Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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