Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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