you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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