Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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