her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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