Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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