her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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