dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
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If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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