We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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