Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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