If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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