Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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