Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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