So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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