Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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