in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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