Cold hands, warm shart.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We had to coat check the pizza.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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