When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I want to fling myself into the sun
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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