I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize