is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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