So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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