i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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