Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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