dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
im on a boat
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