I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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