absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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