Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize