Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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